henry sztul

MySQL is like an ex girlfriend.  She’s great, but you’re sick of here rules and nitpicking. You’re just over her.

MongoDB is like your wife.  You love her with all your heart.  She is thoughtful, caring, all you’ve hoped for.

Redis is like a mistress, the one you sneak out to on a cigarette run.

(Analogy conceived by @henrysztul, @mkrecny, @davidykay)

[This post in no way reflects my personal situation, views on dating or marriage.  Its just meant to be a funny analogy conceived while coding]

Werner Heisenberg is speeding down the road and a cop pulls him over. The cop says “Sir, do you have any idea how fast your were going?” Heisenberg says “No, but i know exactly where i am.

Werner Heisenberg Nerd Humor (via a friend of Brad’s)

[One of my favorite joke in a long time, thanks for sharing it Brad!]

Miss my old rowing days…

oldjewstellingjokes:

Paul Eisenman, “Israeli Rowing Team”