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Scan or Pat Down Excerpt [from Scott Adams Blog]
TSA Guy2: This will only take a second.
Scott: What if you find a suspicious package?
TSA Guy2: We don't search for packages, sir.
Scott: That's not what my scanner says.
[He ignores me and starts patting my right leg, from low to top. ]
Scott: (creepily) That's it...oh yeah...That's what I'm talking about. [The TSA guy stands abruptly and motions over his supervisor, a woman in her early forties. By this point, I'm all in. Before she gets to us, I say one last thing to the TSA guy in a hushed voice.]
Scott: Now it's a party. She can do from my waist up.
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