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Obligatory Thanksgiving Day video of a turkey hunting a person. http://shel.tv/v59kyz
“Sometimes that turkey he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a turkey… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living…until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’.” /via
Hide yo cranberries, Hide yo stuffing.
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Hide yo cranberries, Hide yo stuffing.
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